The World Of Space Smuggler Blooze

The year is 33 AZ (Anno Zoodini) and the evil galactic overlord Weener Zood controls trade and commerce with a tightly grasped iron fist. Citizens of the once free galaxy used to thrive and celebrate life in music, poetry, and fine things. It was from this oppression that a hero was created in the form of space smuggling captain Zoney Jones. Zoney showed everyone that resistance was not futile by smuggling valuable goods to those that dared defy Zood.

Recently NERPLENET pirate radio began broadcasting illegal music and Zoney lore. Smuggling schools began to pop up teaching eager young recruits how to fight alongside captain Jones and the crew of the S.S. Odd Junky. The fate of the galaxy now rests in the hands of these young smugglers who deliver solar powered batteries, freedom phones, dream cream, hypno shades, holo tunics, and most of all Smuggler’s Booze to key members of Zoney’s growing underground.

Fly fast and blast true young smugglers.
This is a time when legends are born.

The Key Players

Captain Zoney Jones

The legendary space smuggler and the game’s protagonist. A bold, double cigar-smoking hero swashbuckler fighting to restore freedom and music to the galaxy.

Weener Zood

The tyrannical overlord who controls the galaxy and oppresses its citizens, using Zoodbots to enforce his rule.

Davebot Claude Van Damlaw

Weener Zood’s right hand and top Zoodbot commander, Davebot Claude Van Damlaw is Zood’s main enforcer and is the most powerful zoodbot in the galaxy.

Unker Nesticle

Lead singer and space bard troubadour for the Derky Nerple Band, Unker Nesticle sings about the heroic deeds of Zoney and his crew while spreading joy through pirate radio.

Unker Nesticle And The Derky Nerple Band

The main superstars of the galaxy who play the music in the game and provide groovy jams only heard on pirate radio for the oppressed citizens.

Wynomite “Wobbles” Drifftbottoms

  • Instrument: Plasma Synthestein Bassorizer
  • Role: The thumpin’ bumptastic purveyor of righteous rhythms and funky frequencies.
  • Commodity: Intergalactic Freedom Phones – Headphones that tap into Unker Nesticle’s pirate radio network, spreading news of Zoney’s triumphs and illegal pro-Zoney jams.

Sprockets “Boobtube” Fizzler

  • Instrument: Gravitonic Tuba
  • Role: Torques the tunes with his gravitonic tuba, manipulating gravitational fields and evading Zoodbot detection.
  • Commodity: Holo-Tunics – Light-reflecting tunics that help citizens and smuggler ships elude Zoodbot enforcers.

Zanzo “The Dongle” Boogiemancer

  • Instrument: Neutrino ESP Clarinet
  • Role: Known for playing mind-bending solos and the 12 Fingers of Fury technique, spicing up the Derky Nerples’ music with the hot sauce only “The Dongle” can provide.
  • Commodity: Dream Cream – Delicious ice cream that is nutritious for galactic citizens and protects their dreams from Zoodpolice who are trying to monitor them relentlessly.

Swimjizz “Juice” The Fluxor

  • Instrument: Electrolight Timewarp Keytar
  • Role: Juice can tickle the tar like none other, providing the raw power that makes the earth quake and the booties shake. His keytar is capable of producing mind-bending sound waves that alter the very fabric of space and time.
  • Commodity: Solar Powered Batteries – Despite Zood’s control over galactic power stations, Juice’s batteries defy physics, providing free energy to power Intergalactic Freedom Phones and other electronic devices, ensuring the rebellion stays charged and connected.